things that make you an ENORMOUS asshole
Mar. 4th, 2008 03:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
-pretending to be multiracial
-pretending to be native american
-pretending to be an abuse survivor
-pretending to be a foster child
-pretending to be transracially adopted into a black family
-pretending to grow up in South Central LA
-pretending to be a Blood
-pretending to be a former drug runner and cooker of crack rock for the Bloods
-pretending to own a gun at 13
-pretending to know a gangster whose street name is actually "OG Homie" and generally abusing AAVE cause you're apparently even too ignorant to do some fucking research or so much as scope out an episode of the Wire before you make shit up
-pretending to have magical cornbread and blackeye pea cooking abilities because you're so fucking down
-pretending to have a totally ghetto tattoo of a crying pitbull on your back in memory of your homie on death row because you're so fucking down
-pretending that you are so fucking down, in fact, that your white baby was the result of your first encounter with a white man and that giving birth was the first time you ever actually saw a white baby
-pretending that you triumphed over all of this and completed college to successfully breed pitbulls for gangsters like yourself and then writing a memoir of your triumph
-implicating your child, family, and most perplexingly, your actual, real life friends of color, in this hot mess
and, finally:
-pretending that there's somehow an excuse that would make this okay and claiming that the stories are merely the stories of friends whose voices are ignored because they're not so precious and white and female, like yourself, but only after your sister does the sane thing and ratted your dumb ass out
and all of this without the trauma of WWII and Nazi invasion to spark your creative furvor.
way to take it to the limit, super dumbass. Margaret Seltzer (nee Jones), you are a real American hero of entitlement and ignorance. I hope you get hit by a truck full of your own recalled books.
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Date: 2008-03-04 09:36 pm (UTC)"I mean I was actually raised in the projects, around bloods, I even know the lingo, and I can even do the B-walk (recognize).. maybe I could use Joga as the face to sell my book. I'm thinking of calling it, "I Reject the Projects: One White Man's Tale About The Courage To Achieve Where Blacks Fail" (the rhyming is for hood credibility)."
I even kicked it big ups with gang members. One of my friends carved her initials in a rival gang member's face. I knew and was semi-groomed by a pimp, and I actually sold drugs and know how to cook rocks. I didn't sell crack rock that wasn't my forte (much too cheap), I sold E, 25 a pill. That's until those 10 year minimums for only carrying 4 of them. But I've been a pretty interesting individual and with a white man as the person telling the story, how can I lose?
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Date: 2008-03-04 10:24 pm (UTC)you'll be a millionaire! and just think of the delicious irony when Joga gets to be on Oprah while you sit in the audience looking on adoringly.
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Date: 2008-03-05 01:20 am (UTC)I am going to try to comment more without doing it again, but damn they make it so hard.
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Date: 2008-03-05 01:08 am (UTC)I am sorry for encouraging you??
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Date: 2008-03-05 01:12 am (UTC)...and now my icon should make more sense
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Date: 2008-03-04 11:53 pm (UTC)::dies::
(btw, I hope you don't mind that I came over here. I keep seing your comments in various places and was curious. Also, procrastinating)
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Date: 2008-03-05 01:08 am (UTC)but yeah, that picture's a freakin' hoot, especially when you remember that this is what the Times ran before the shit hit the fan. between the publishers and the papers, all this makes me wonder if I'm the only English major on the planet with any sense.
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Date: 2008-03-05 01:22 am (UTC)Seriously? Before they shit hit the fan? How did people not see that and say "something is weird here"? I mean, hell, I'm an electrical engineer -- my people are not generally known for observation skills in the realm of sartorial matters -- and even I noticed that looked off.
THE HATE
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Date: 2008-03-05 12:40 am (UTC)Just because she's not from the projects doesn't mean she can write million dollar checks.
I'm sorry. The moment I read OG Homie all I could think of was Average Homeboy.
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Date: 2008-03-05 03:17 am (UTC)I liked the thread, by the way. I went to it from dot_race_snark.
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Date: 2008-03-05 10:48 am (UTC)Besides, your summary is enough. I'm already twitching a bit.
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Date: 2008-03-05 02:03 pm (UTC)And as a light skinnded WOC I am pretty good at spottin' another LSWOC and that woman as is white as the day is long.
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Date: 2008-03-05 10:08 pm (UTC)she just seems so assholey and losery for doing this and i'm really tired of the virtual non-existence of journalistic standards. seriously, i constantly send letters to the ny times corrections department about all the tons of spelling, grammar and factual errors i find in their pieces. it's really sad.
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Date: 2008-03-06 05:51 am (UTC)"number one in the hood, G"
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