Jan. 17th, 2008

likeawoman: (just your opinion dude)
so, in the last televised Dem debate, Brian Williams brought up the infamous Barack Obama myspace bulletin/e-mail forward in which Obama is accused of being a secret Muslim, a radical Muslim, related to Muslims, not wanting to say the Pledge of Allegiance and otherwise being pure un-American evil.

and I thought to myself "are you fucking kidding me?"

followed by "there are rumors on the internets"

so I wondered aloud to my dear posse "is this how it is now? are presidential candidates seriously expected to answer for some random bit of internet bullshit? is Barack Obama seriously in the position of refuting a fucking myspace bulletin?"

"I wonder, if I made a bulletin that claimed that Barack Obama's REAL father was a unicorn, would he have to answer for that?"

so that's where this plan has hatched from.

I will post a bulletin claiming that Barack Obama's father is a unicorn. you will all repost it. then your friends will repost it. it will circle the internet in an act of forced memetics. we will force Barack Obama to swear to us all on national tv that he is not, in fact, half unicorn.

are you with me?


Here's the bulletin:

The totally true really real TRUTH about Barack Obama

Since the 2008 US Presidential election have started to heat up, the internet has been abuzz with discussion of what the candidates don't want us to know.

Most of these accusations have come in the form of claims that Barack Obama is a radical Muslim bent on the destruction of the US, but the REAL truth is so much more disturbing.

All claims that Barack Obama's real father was a Kenyan Muslim of the same name have been lies perpetrated to cover up the ugly reality of Obama's parentage

Barack Obama is not a Muslim...

he's HALF UNICORN!

The ugly truth is that Obama's real father was a UNICORN.

A dirty America hating UNICORN!

Can we trust a man so clearly influenced by the anti-American special interests of mythical beasts? How do we know that Obama won't go crazy and gore Nancy Pelosi on the floor of the House for not being a virgin? How can we trust that he won't sacrifice national security for the wiles of a virginal maiden?

FACT: Barack Obama attends secret Unicorn meetings and believes in Unicorn supremacy

FACT: Barack Obama pretends that he was raised by his maternal family when in fact he was raised by a wild herd of Unicorns on an uncharted island in the Mediterranean

FACT: Barack Obama supporters have secretly campaigned at Renaissance
Faires on the platform of a Unicorn dominated utopia

I even checked Snopes and they confirm that Barack Obama is, in fact, half-Unicorn and secretly in bed with myriad Unicorn special interest groups!

So I say we have to stop Barack Obama before this nation is taken over by a veritable zoo of mythical beings!

He may not betray us, but WHAT IF HE DOES?

Say NO to UNICORNS! Say NO to Barack Obama.

REPOST THIS FOR A UNICORN FREE AMERICAN AMERICA! YOUR VERY LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT!

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